Doctor shopperz! Morphine drips at 2 for 1 offers.
Doctor shopperz! Black Friday rush, prescription pill poppers.
Leaned back in attack helicopters, crosshairs of my rail guns locked on to the top of
A coffee shop
Who’s the new teeny-bopper? The hipster.
Lana Del Rey: you’re the new Cyndi Lauper
Where’s the doctor? I’m locked in the waiting room, drunk on cough syrup, hopped up, deflating
Like balloons, once you get to the ceiling, you’ve peaked
Get inhaled by the next generation
Star Trek-themed Prozac,
Boldly feeling what no man has felt before
Stealing products that I think would help me more
Passed out, chalk outline on the floor
Wait a second, not chalk but crushed up pills
And sugar at that, it’s placebo effect
Self-medicating my fever and chills
Dose of Viagra to keep me in check
Clear the way, I’m a doctor and I heard you were shopping for
Ya gotta trust me, I’m a doctor and somebody once told me that you guys were
Doctor shopperz! Red-eyed, cracked out doctor shopperz! Fucked up, blacked out doctor shopperz! Beat down, jacked up doctor shopperz!
Defibrillator hands, I get your heart racing
Stethoscope gold chain, is that a thing yet?
I hit the nitrous, telling jokes to all the surgeons, bumming smokes and all the urgent calls are dying
I hear their wives/husbands crying
Where’s the insurance check, cash it quick, it determines the car that I’m driving
See ya next time and good luck on surviving!
Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I’ve got a bad case of a pre-existing condition
No money, just ammunition
No conscience, no inhibitions
Put him under, strap him down and get a scalpel
I need my patient dead stat
The Hippocratic oath is really just a mouthful
I had my fingers crossed when I said it!
If you get sick just run for the border
Privatized health care, new world order
New surgery, drawn and quartered
Will you get better? Well, sort of
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Jon Mess is a lyrical beast. His scream is so unique and I'm in love with the fact that this project allows him to explore his voice a bit more (both literally and figuratively [those sing/screams on Honey Boo Buscemi and Meat Fetish are ufff]). Of course Will is the man, I see a different side of Matt (which is good), but i think the real star here is Martin. His heavier insight is truly what makes this album what it is. His riffs are heavy, progressive and oh so smart. Miguel Guzman
The spirit of ’69 is alive and well across the Scottish band's trippy new album, a modern spin on throwback psychedelia. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 31, 2019